WORKS ON MY MACHINE — Premium Developer Tee

WORKS ON MY MACHINE

The five most dangerous words in software engineering. Now wearable.

Every developer has deployed this defense at least once. Monospace terminal-style typography, centered, with a subtle blinking cursor element. Clean, witty, and slightly terrifying if you're the QA engineer.

Specs:

• 300 GSM heavyweight combed cotton — unisex oversized fit
• Drop-shoulder silhouette, ribbed crew neck
• DTG printed in India via Qikink — crisp, durable, fade-resistant
• Pre-shrunk, bio-washed
• Design file: 5000×4500px, centered placement

Disclaimer: Does not actually fix the production bug. But you'll look great while investigating.